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"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

65 Million Years Ago

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Mars Poppins

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

God passing the time.

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Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.