Cosmic Event Examiner Prints

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

65 Million Years Ago

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

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You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.