Cosmic Investigator Prints

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Boptimism

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Siri, find oxygen."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'