Cosmic Event Watcher Prints

'No, Brian, an asteroid impact would never take us by surprise like it did the dinosaurs because we're highly intelligent and they were very stupid and dull-witted.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Local News in Heaven

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Human Rights and the USA

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"You run into a window, too?"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

Assad chemical weapons use.

Russian Bear Left Along in the Cold

Glimpses One Dollar

A family hides from the TV news report.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

"This is for walking the fine line: Not discouraging Russia from joining the fight against ISIS...but out not showing support for Syria."

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Crisis.

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Bank Checking and Savings. How about some clouds on your scenic checks since they never seem to clear anyway?

Working from Home

Putin's Ukrainian Ambitions

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

"Recalculating!"

"Do you hear what I hear?"

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Falling