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Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Alien David statue

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'But what is the universe for?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

The Origins of Everything

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"Why do leaves change color?"

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

Big Bang Boulevard

"It could never work between us."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Astronaut

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Moon and Star

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Cosmology marches on. . .

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'