Cosmology Geeks Pillows

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Alien David statue

'But what is the universe for?'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

God Sneezes Out Creation

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

The Origins of Everything

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"Why do leaves change color?"

Big Bang Boulevard

"It could never work between us."

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Moon and Star

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

Astronaut

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

Cosmology marches on. . .

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'