Creative Cosmologists Pillows

Alien Painting Moon

Occu-Pie Mars

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Alien David statue

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Chiller Theatre

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

God Sneezes Out Creation

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

The Lost World: You are Here

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

65 Million Years Ago

A man looks up at the earth

The Origins of Everything

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

How life on Earth really got its start.

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Big Bang Boulevard

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.