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'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Chiller Theatre

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Zenemies.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

A man looks up at the earth

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

How life on Earth really got its start.

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Questions

"Uh-oh - climate change."

God with Earth Controller