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"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."

"My one regret is not napping more."

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

'The good news is that you don't have apnea. The bad news is that Fluffy sleeps on your face.'

Love.

Supercat

Cat says to lazy cat: 'Are you aware that sedentary lifestyle is now the number one killer, ahead of curiosity?'

"It's kittens."

"I think you just folded the cat."

'That's right, the red-headed bullfinch. Man, you're really good at this.'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

The corporate merger of Plushy's Carpeting and Sticky's Velcro was not a success.

Sydney Carton Refuses To Go To The Guillotine Without His Cat.

'They make that noise when they're content.'

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

Cat's Calendar.

You must be this tall to sleep on the bed

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"Buck up, go home and be nice to the new kitty."

'Let me know if you are uncomfortable.' (cat on owner's head)

My comfort zone

"Get off the fridge Kitty. I'm blowing the doors open."

Winter warmers, using cats to keep warm.

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

'This must be an example of all that 'animal magnetism' he keeps telling me he's got.'

"How was your class field trip to the zoo?"

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'I always hold my cat when I teach. It calms me, and the class, down.'

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"...and this attachment allows your cat to continue to sleep on top of the TV."

Cat Lover's Leap.

'He's very user friendly.'