Cat Cuddler Gifts

"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."

"My one regret is not napping more."

"There's so much pressure to purr every time."

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

'The good news is that you don't have apnea. The bad news is that Fluffy sleeps on your face.'

Love.

Supercat

Cat says to lazy cat: 'Are you aware that sedentary lifestyle is now the number one killer, ahead of curiosity?'

'That's right, the red-headed bullfinch. Man, you're really good at this.'

"I think you just folded the cat."

"It's kittens."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

The corporate merger of Plushy's Carpeting and Sticky's Velcro was not a success.

Cat's Calendar.

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

'They make that noise when they're content.'

Sydney Carton Refuses To Go To The Guillotine Without His Cat.

'He's very user friendly.'

'I understand that they really do sophisticated diagnostic work here.'

'This must be an example of all that 'animal magnetism' he keeps telling me he's got.'

'Tony is allergic to the cat.'

"How was your class field trip to the zoo?"

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'I'll teach my master for having me declawed.'

"Buck up, go home and be nice to the new kitty."

Cat Lover's Leap.

'We want to have him fixed, Doctor!'

Catsulation

'We know you have a cat.'

You must be this tall to sleep on the bed

What your pets do when you're not at home.

Shelter Cat Nap