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"What year is this?" "A very early one."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"We evolved from asteroids"

Exit only.

The Evolution Of Man.

ZOO

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

Evolution.

The Origin of Creationism

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Conversation - what a concept!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Dog phrenology

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'Is the fire included?'

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'I hate evolution!'

"And you'll be a man my son!"