Dog Evolution Explorer Gifts

"What year is this?" "A very early one."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"We evolved from asteroids"

Exit only.

The Evolution Of Man.

ZOO

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

The Origin of Creationism

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

Evolution.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Conversation - what a concept!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Dog phrenology

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

'Is the fire included?'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'I hate evolution!'