Animal Evolution Explorer Gifts

Soldier shooting evolutionary animals.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Cat box"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Are we there yet?'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Koala

Goldfish bowl on raft...

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.