Animal Evolution Explorer Gifts

Soldier shooting evolutionary animals.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Cat box"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Are we there yet?'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Koala

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"