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Dog phrenology

Licensed Therapist

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Dog Nightmares

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"I'm thinking 'woof-woof' but I'm saying 'arf-arf'."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Meow."

Id/Ego/Superego.

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

Reflection (with bubbles)

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

"Actually I never loved you."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

This is your brain on cartoons

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

The brain of a dog.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'