Dinosaur Detective Gifts

The first evidence of dinosaur accidents.

Dinosaur in the vet's waiting room.

E=mc2.

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'If you think they're confused now, just wait till they start digging up dinosaur bones!'

Lineup

'Let's make this one the biggest one ever.'

'Hey George, check it out: Somebody's been painting us on this wall...'

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

'No, not cro-magnon...something about it makes me think it's neanderthal.'

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

The Forensic Paleontologist

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Scouts Explore Archaeology

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'So who needs sonar?!'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"What's all this?"

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"