Desert Detective Gifts

'The footprints in the cheesecake were inconclusive, but my DNA was all over the peanut butter pie.'

Wildlife

Tourists

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

E=mc2.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Sand danger

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'This is you, enlarged.'

Desert Dermatologist

100k Desert Crawl

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

God in the bunker.