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'The footprints in the cheesecake were inconclusive, but my DNA was all over the peanut butter pie.'

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Tourists

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cactus seats.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

Desert Dermatologist

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Sand danger

100k Desert Crawl

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'