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Hunting opportunism.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Ancient Racing

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Best before 65 million BC.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Primitive magician

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Jurassic Pork.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Jurassic Pork

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Catasaurus

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"The invention of taxidermy."