Dino-rider Gifts

"When are you getting rid of that guzzler of yours?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Ancient Racing

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Dino Snack

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

FedRex

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

T-Rex Ballerina

Uh-oh, They're evolving!

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'

Tacosaurus Mex

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

Is the wholly mammoth free-range?

"Do you have any weird sex kinks?"

Digital Dinosaur

Luck

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

"We've got just the thing for someone your age...all our mattresses are made with memory foam."

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....