Dino-rider Gifts

"When are you getting rid of that guzzler of yours?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Ancient Racing

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Dino Snack

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

FedRex

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

T-Rex Ballerina

'Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'

Tacosaurus Mex

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

Digital Dinosaur

Luck

"Do you have any weird sex kinks?"

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

Yesterday, I caught one this big!