'You might trip over him.'
Small Dog Advocate Gifts
If you're a small dog advocate, you know the joy and loyalty these tiny companions bring. Our collection of products celebrates your love for small breeds with clever, adorable designs. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows to prints, these gifts let you showcase your furry devotion in style and humor. Whether you're gifting a fellow enthusiast or treating yourself, discover unique items that truly bark with personality and warmth.
"Believe me, I voted for a small dog."
It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.
"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"
"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."
Brian was very proud of his dog.
'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'
'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'
"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."
'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'
"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."
"Most of these pelts were suicides."
"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."
"Trust me, you're not ready!"
"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."
'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'
'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'
Cat and dog at a will reading.
"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."
The Golfing Accident
'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'
Butterfly herders of the wild west.
dog vs UFO...
"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."
I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.
'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'
Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.
'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'
"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."
Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.
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"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."
"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."
Zoo: No Hunting.
'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'
Small Dog Advocate Gifts Collection
Small Dog Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of small dog advocate mugs to find charming designs that celebrate your love for tiny pups and their big personalities.
Small Dog Advocate Pillows
Browse our small dog-themed pillows, perfect for adding personality and comfort to your living space while proudly supporting your favorite furry friends.
Small Dog Advocate Prints
Check out our delightful small dog prints to showcase your advocacy with beautiful artwork that captures the charm and spirit of tiny breeds.
Small Dog Advocate T-Shirts
Discover our small dog advocate t-shirts, featuring witty and adorable designs that let you wear your heart on your sleeve for these lovable tiny companions.