Small Dog Owner Gifts

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

'Well this is awkward.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog Walking Services

'That was fun!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Love a Mutt

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Dogs life

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Epic Battles

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

NOVA. Don't worry --- The "vacuum of space" is not that kind of vacuum.

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

"It makes me want to pee."