Small Dogs Gifts

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

"Yeah, in a sense, fitting in her handbag means I can go with her everywhere, but the smell of cosmetics gives me headaches..."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'They sure have small litters.'

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

He Did It!

Dog

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

"How small will he get?"

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"Believe me, I voted for a small dog."

'Don't use too much suction on that Chihuahua, Teresa.'

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

'I'm sorry but I'm a small animal vet.'

Hamster.

Most Annoying Bark

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

'Imprisoned for life? Are you sure?'

Hamster Land

"Buttercup's unusual. Her bite's worse than her bark."

"That's not fair!"

Hair of the dog spots: dachshund

"The usual, please, Ken."

'Isn't that an awful big needle for such a tiny dog?'

"Too bad you shredded the gift receipt."

"I said I was sorry, but it was the only cone the vet had available."

Man and his little dog stand outside the entrance to a shop readings a sign that says "No little yappy dogs".