Big And Small Dogs Gifts

He Did It!

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Foster failure

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

A Golden Non-Retriever

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

"He was sold to me as a Weimaraner but I really think he's more of a Wisenheimer."

Botox sharpei

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

Man with giant dog has a giant poop bag.

When Pugs dream.

English Goal Setter

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

Being the world's smartest breed of dog is too much pressure for some Weimaraners.

Ah-Choo!

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Someday, when he ignores you, you'll really like him!"

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

"Why so sad, Pal?"

Big dog in a vet's waiting room.