
'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'
Looking for a thoughtful gift for the big dog handler in your life? Our collection features witty and charming items perfect for anyone who enjoys managing the mighty, lovable big dogs. Whether they’re a seasoned trainer or a proud pet parent, these products will bring a smile and a bit of appreciation for their canine devotion.
'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."
"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."
'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'
'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'
People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .
'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'
Pushy Dog
'The word bath is mentioned.'
"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."
'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'
"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."
'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'
A child and his dog
"He did it!"
"There you go with that typical police mentality."
"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog
"I'll walk, you shovel."
I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.
'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'
Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.
'Damn showdog people!'
"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."
'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'
"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."
"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"
"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."
A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm
Rancher builds fence around angry bull.
'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'
"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"
"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."
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