Little Defender Mugs

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

No Soliciting

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

The New Normal

Climate Change

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'Who is to blame?'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Urban Expansion

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

GMOs

Adapting to global warming.