Protector Of The Little Ones T-Shirts

'Come now, Wally, they can't all be assholes...OR CAN THEY?'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

A Hole in the Dike

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Don't even think about it."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Policeman talking to lost child

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Overprotective Father

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

Your angel is always with you

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

The Conservative Party attempting to save the Church from the Liberals

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

'It's great: My Masters are poor, so I don't have anything to guard and they never leave me to go on holidays...'

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

Safety is about FAMILY!...

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

'Okay, how do we do this?'

"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"