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It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

No Immediate Danger

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

Policeman talking to lost child

The stock market sky is falling.

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."

'Sorry, but I won't discuss my financial portfolio on a first date.'

'You've had enough!'

Your angel is always with you

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

Please examine your children's tv before they watch it as mistakes can not afterwards be rectified

Beware of dog's owner....

Be sure to tell us if the school tries cyberspying again. Ok, mom. It's wrong to snap webcam pics of students. Uh-huh. They shouldn't use computers that way! Besides, it's a waste of time. They could just check the kid's facebook page, What were they thinking?

'I demand a second opinion!'

Lost.

"Who made this mess?"

"Poke my bunny with a stick, sir?"

"What?"

Always look for your angel.

Teddy Tree is trying out for lacrosse. LOL! No way! That spazoid nerd? Hey! No one disses my little brother! Ok. Ok! Sorry! That's my job.

"This is the boy I was telling you about, Daddy...meet Raymond!"

'Papi, kids at school are saying Nora and I are illegal...'

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

'Yes, I realize that a salt with a deadly weapon is frightening, but I only keep it to protect my family - and I always keep the safety on.

'The best advice Grandpa can give you is to remember that making money is easier than keeping money.'

'Stand by for shock waves!'