Protective Pal T-Shirts

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'That was fun!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"It get it – you're hungry."

A Hole in the Dike

"He's no hat and all corgis."

No Immediate Danger

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Dogma

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Persian

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'