Protective Pal Pillows

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'That was fun!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"It get it – you're hungry."

A Hole in the Dike

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

No Immediate Danger

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Dogma

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

It's for you.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

Persian

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.