Protective Partner Pillows

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

'Chins up.'

Your angel is always with you

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

Safety is about FAMILY!...

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

'For cryin' out loud. All I said was I thought I heard a noise outside last night!'

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

They moved the bus stop further away. Ok. Where is it? "OK"?! They expect me to let my little babies walk 3 whole blocks! Umm

Thanks to her new food-breath analyzer Cheryl could find out what her kids really had for lunch.

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

'This way, please. Additional screening required.'

'We give credit where credit is due.'

Parental Valentines Day Cards

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."