Supportive Partner Pillows

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

Fortunately, behind every great God is a great Goddess.

'I'm very proud of you Andrew...You haven't smoked a cigarette all day.'

'I know you had a bad week, Dear, but you don't have to go through the communion line twice.'

Impotence Clinic

'Chins up.'

'I really appreciate the visit Sarah, but you're sitting on my broken leg!'

'We give credit where credit is due.'

"Empathising with your pregnant wife is laudable, but you've taken it too far - you're pregnant."

A man who survived cancer and his wife.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Larry's used art

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Police Feline Unit