Supportive Partner Seeker Pillows

"Do you want to be comforted or do you want to just starfish this one out?"

Cling-On Dog

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"And this is my life support system."

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

Take You Home

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'Chins up.'

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

"Seasonal depression and existential depression and political depression for the trifecta."

Best Pals

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Old man

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

Emotional Support Dog

Assisted Living.

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

'Here we've both been, breaking our necks to meet the right person, and BAM!'

"If you ask me, we're better off without her."

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

Elderly couple

"It all started with my addiction to crackers, then crackers and cheese, which led to crackers, cheese and wine! But thanks to AA meetings, I've turned my life around. . ."