Companionship Seeker Pillows

'You know, you really shouldn't bring him in here.' 'I know, but I hate to drink alone.'

Now at the Adult Pound

'How ironic. Since you had me neutered, you're my best friend.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Canine Companion

Cling-On Dog

"I hate it when we fight."

"I heard they mate for life."

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Your love gives me strength."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Is this who I am?"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"Well, hello there, Boo Boo. Where's Daddy?"

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Behold the secret to happiness."