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Woman seeks male companion...

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Cling-On Dog

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

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Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

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Take You Home

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Best Pals

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Old man

Emotional Support Dog

Assisted Living.

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

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"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

'This sounds good. Sensitive, professional male, 30-35, enjoys long slithers along the beach...'

"You're looking for love in all the wrong places, Harold."

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."