Protective Partner Gifts

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Your angel is always with you

Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

'Chins up.'

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

Safety is about FAMILY!...

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

'We give credit where credit is due.'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

'This way, please. Additional screening required.'

Parental Valentines Day Cards

'Don't worry. That's just our mom hiding behind your hedge.'