Protective Papa Pillows

"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"When did she start crawling?"

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"That's mine!"

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

Man building a tree house

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

New dad.

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

Best Dad Ever

"She has your soul patch."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

House with Children - There's my toothbrush!

Safety is about FAMILY!...

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

'Daddy says 'meow'.'