Proud Papa Pillows

New dad.

'Front row, second from the right.'

World's Best Dad

Best Dad Ever

A man pushing a pram

Top Dad

Universe's Greatest Dad!

"You may well have been here first but it doesn't work like that."

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

Man sits as a desk with a 'DAD' placard.

Best Dad Ever

"She has your soul patch."

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

Man building a tree house

'...papa!' '...Son!'

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"Is he proud of me?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

Impressing dad.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"When did she start crawling?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'