Proud Papa Gifts

New dad.

'Front row, second from the right.'

World's Best Dad

Best Dad Ever

A man pushing a pram

Top Dad

"You may well have been here first but it doesn't work like that."

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

Best Dad Ever

"She has your soul patch."

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

Man building a tree house

'...papa!' '...Son!'

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"Is he proud of me?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

Impressing dad.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"When did she start crawling?"

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"That's mine!"

'Baby's first two-step.'