Papa Pillows

'You let him win again?'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Dear Dad.

House with Children - There's my toothbrush!

'Congratulations, Papa, Papa, Papa...'

'Daddy says 'meow'.'

Bill's alarm clocks were going off early today.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'No, my daddy didn't blow up the pigs' houses: He literally blew them down...'

"Baldo, can we talk?"

Man sits as a desk with a 'DAD' placard.

Dad: Because I Said So.

Law of Dad: Views Narrow As Waist Expands

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Top Dad

Father's Day

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

City Zoo: Day Care

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."