Puppy Papa Pillows

"The dog training class we sent him to is working, he has just texted to say he wants to go walkies."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Licensed Therapist

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man and his dog

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Love a Mutt

Pet a Puppy

Bathing the dog

Dog lover

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"A little help, please."

Canine Scentipede

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Pavlov's Puppy

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'