Puppy Papa Prints

"The dog training class we sent him to is working, he has just texted to say he wants to go walkies."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Licensed Therapist

"No no, I said sit!!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

A man and his dog

Love a Mutt

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Pet a Puppy

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Bathing the dog

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"A little help, please."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

Canine Scentipede

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Pavlov's Puppy

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."