Pup Parenting Pro Prints

Four Star Meal

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Love a Mutt

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Bathing the dog

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog lover

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Canine Scentipede

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Pavlov's Puppy

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"Depressed? No doubt. Overwhelmed? Obviously. Crazy? I don't think so."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'They sure have small litters.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Labrador Non-retriever