Philosophical Pup Parent Prints

"I am blue."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Love a Mutt

Dog lover

Bathing the dog

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Canine Scentipede

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"You're welcome."

Pavlov's Puppy

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'They sure have small litters.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'