Philosophical Pup Parent Pillows

"I am blue."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

Love a Mutt

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Bathing the dog

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Canine Scentipede

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"You're welcome."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Pavlov's Puppy

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

'They sure have small litters.'