Protective Papa T-Shirts

"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"When did she start crawling?"

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"That's mine!"

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Man building a tree house

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

New dad.

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

Best Dad Ever

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

"She has your soul patch."

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

They moved the bus stop further away. Ok. Where is it? "OK"?! They expect me to let my little babies walk 3 whole blocks! Umm

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

Safety is about FAMILY!...

Best Dad Ever

House with Children - There's my toothbrush!