Protective Father T-Shirts

'You know what? I agree with my son's opinion of you.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Father

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

New dad.

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

Safety is about FAMILY!...

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

They moved the bus stop further away. Ok. Where is it? "OK"?! They expect me to let my little babies walk 3 whole blocks! Umm

Thanks to her new food-breath analyzer Cheryl could find out what her kids really had for lunch.

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

'This way, please. Additional screening required.'

'Don't worry. That's just our mom hiding behind your hedge.'

Gregson is a real family man.

Parental Valentines Day Cards