Protective Father Prints

'You know what? I agree with my son's opinion of you.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Father

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

New dad.

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

Safety is about FAMILY!...

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

Parental Valentines Day Cards

Gregson is a real family man.

'This way, please. Additional screening required.'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

'Don't worry. That's just our mom hiding behind your hedge.'