Overprotective Dads Prints

"Dad, can I go to Rex's house to play on his swing?"

No Immediate Danger

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

First Steps

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Honey...you're spoiling that child.'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."

Bring my daughter back at 11 sharp or...

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

"I'm sorry your son Billy ran away, but there's not much we can do being that he's thirty-four."

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

'Oh, Daddy's old gun?... I think he's planning on showing it to you. He always said, it was there in case I ever brought a boyfriend home.'

"Of course I trust your judgement dear. But, it can't hurt to do a quick police check on your new boyfriend."

"Mom always was a helicopter mom, and now she's got a drone!"

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

"I asked my Mom to drive me to school because the bus doesn't have airbags"

"Do your dad and tia know you broke up with Smiley?"

'You know what? I agree with my son's opinion of you.'

"My mom is making walk around in this sterile bubble. It's only until the flu season is over."

"My wife says the girls are too young to move out. They're 29 and 26."

"I sometimes think my mom hovers too much."