Overprotective Dads Pillows

"Dad, can I go to Rex's house to play on his swing?"

No Immediate Danger

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

First Steps

'Honey...you're spoiling that child.'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

License, registration, and some I.D. for the small child watching what appears to be a completely inappropriate PG-13 movie in the back.

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

Bring my daughter back at 11 sharp or...

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

"I'm sorry your son Billy ran away, but there's not much we can do being that he's thirty-four."

"I asked my Mom to drive me to school because the bus doesn't have airbags"

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

"Do your dad and tia know you broke up with Smiley?"

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

"Mom always was a helicopter mom, and now she's got a drone!"

"Of course I trust your judgement dear. But, it can't hurt to do a quick police check on your new boyfriend."

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

'Oh, Daddy's old gun?... I think he's planning on showing it to you. He always said, it was there in case I ever brought a boyfriend home.'

'You know what? I agree with my son's opinion of you.'

"My mom is making walk around in this sterile bubble. It's only until the flu season is over."

"I sometimes think my mom hovers too much."