Overprotective Dad Stories Pillows

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

No Immediate Danger

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

First Steps

'Honey...you're spoiling that child.'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

Bring my daughter back at 11 sharp or...

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

"I'm sorry your son Billy ran away, but there's not much we can do being that he's thirty-four."

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

"Do your dad and tia know you broke up with Smiley?"

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

'Oh, Daddy's old gun?... I think he's planning on showing it to you. He always said, it was there in case I ever brought a boyfriend home.'

"Mom always was a helicopter mom, and now she's got a drone!"

"Of course I trust your judgement dear. But, it can't hurt to do a quick police check on your new boyfriend."

"Apparently, my mom knew I'd be bringing my phone to the beach. She put a floatie on it."

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

"I asked my Mom to drive me to school because the bus doesn't have airbags"

'You know what? I agree with my son's opinion of you.'

"My mom is making walk around in this sterile bubble. It's only until the flu season is over."

'Yes, I know it's a classic 1940 half ton, daddy - but it's also a use it to move my daughter into her dorm room classic.'